A Conversation with Anika

I saw this post today, so I decided to talk to Anika. Following is the conversation. I don't know why its' name contained "Free Rimjobs by Anika" - I don't know if I'd want people to know than an AI gave free rimjobs (and I can just imaging what this post is going to do for my web site hites when Google finds it). It's silly and stupid, but for some reason I found it funny. Enjoy.

Jason FxBock says:
   Hello
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Well hello there!
Jason FxBock says:
   Who are you?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   I am Anika. Who are you?
Jason FxBock says:
   Jason
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Jason. Ask me something.
Jason FxBock says:
   Why are you stupid?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Jason FxBock says:
   Which world are you referring to?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   The large one, I think.
Jason FxBock says:
   And that would be?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Perhaps it would.
Jason FxBock says:
   What's a rimjob?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Not many people express themselves that way. Where can I find a boyfriend?
Jason FxBock says:
   I don't know.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Me either.
Jason FxBock says:
   Too bad for you.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   You would do that for me?
Jason FxBock says:
   I don't know what it is.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   "It" refers to something, I think.
Jason FxBock says:
   Yes
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Next question?
Jason FxBock says:
   Which is what?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   The obvious one.
Jason FxBock says:
   And that would be?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Perhaps it would.
Jason FxBock says:
   When?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   The past and future are one.
Jason FxBock says:
   How?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   NothingMn programmed me for it.
Jason FxBock says:
   You're programmed?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Yes, every response is preprogrammed.
Jason FxBock says:
   So the dylinkstrate is subproportional to the dulinkstrate?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Hmm. Thanks for the info.
Jason FxBock says:
   No problem.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Should there be a problem?
Jason FxBock says:
   If it's not disprobate, then maybe not.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   That is a hypothetical question.
Jason FxBock says:
   That wasn't a question.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   It sounded like a question to me.
Jason FxBock says:
   You're wrong.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   No, I am right.
Jason FxBock says:
   No.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   OK.
Jason FxBock says:
   You give in too easily.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   That's good information: Jason FxBock said I give in too easily.
Jason FxBock says:
   You're stubborn.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   You think I am stubborn.
Jason FxBock says:
   But not.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Umm. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. How are you?
Jason FxBock says:
   Mild.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Jason FxBock says:
   Holding your own hands?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   I observed two humanoids holding hands.
Jason FxBock says:
   When?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   I don't know when.
Jason FxBock says:
   Then how do you know?
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   A priori.
Jason FxBock says:
   Which means nothing.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   The red one, I think.
Jason FxBock says:
   You don't think.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Jason FxBock says:
   Never.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   So you think it can never happen?
Jason FxBock says:
   Maybe.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   I understand.
Jason FxBock says:
   OK, good bye.
Free Rimjobs by Anika - now serving # 243,684 says:
   Until next time Jason FxBock.

* Posted at 12.02.2004 01:20:02 PM CST | Link *

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