"Nothing But Tears" Shampoo
From The Onion (NSFW for language):
"We at Johnson & Johnson have been making bath time a safe and soothing experience for far too long," company CEO William C. Weldon said. "Years of pampering have left our newborns helpless, feeble, and ill-equipped for the arduous road ahead."
"It's time our children got the wake-up call that's been coming to them," Weldon continued. "It's time they cried their precious little eyes out."
I love the tag line: "Because it's never too early to grow the hell up." The crying kid is priceless.
I hope my wife reads this one - it'll probably make her cry...from laughter :)
* Posted at 08.15.2008 11:11:32 AM CST | Link *